It’s 2:30 in the afternoon and my house is the quietest it has been since 6:00 this morning.
That is when our four-year-old barged into our room, whimpering that she had lost a specific stuffed animal and that she would not be able to go back to sleep without it.
Since we are such great parents, we waved a hand in her general direction, mumbled that she was fine, and sent her back to bed. Continue reading “Ashley Does: Four-Year-Olds Never Stop Talking Ever No Matter What And You Can’t Make Them. So Here’s What I Do Instead.”